just for the lulz
Sunday, May. 11, 2008 @ 12:11 AM

The latest text message from T:
Do u know I have records verifying I've given u $8500 since October of 2006-How much is your CUNT worth?

Now, I realize this is a rhetorical question, but I crunched some numbers and came up with, holyfuckingshit, a whopping 72� an hour.

I just wanted to let everyone know that I am the proud owner of the cheapest CUNT in all of human history.

It's ironic though; he couldn't even shell out 50� for his first and only use of my CUNT.